'Bye Peters, the only one of the troupe who sounded like a real actor

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Imagine: all this weird rune lettering in the credits was NOT even LLM-generated

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Why yes it IS "unbelievable" in that we cannot believe it

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VAYNISHED into thin air

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"Too late for any redemption" was never more prescient

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Ah, the magic ray-wave-electrocution thingy spreads across the land

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"Ignore the bodies and return to work" -- see, Amazon was VERY precedented

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I think he means "A $2 'craps' game," not a crap game 🤭

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Here be aliens, whether the film needs them or not!

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REAL film, destroyed 😭

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IT'S GROWIN FANGS!

(And on top of that we found another body)

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Wow, anti-immigrant and exploitative, too. This guy's not missing ANY Capitalist Bad Guy notes.

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She is not getting that chicken sandwich 😠

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The shaymen said that, huh

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ALL SCREAMING

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"I can talk to him" = first to die

...yep. Squoosh.

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I, too, want a sensible explanation and want it now

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Capture the aliens? 🥴

These are not Red Lectroids!

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Aaaand now the Top Gun ripoff part.
Oh! And there we have Speed.

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Just blowing up all these city residents right in their apartment buildings because the missiles aren't hitting the creature 😬

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How many hundreds of families was that! 😨

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Oh. NOW the residential areas are being evacuated??

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The fate of all mankind rests on your shoulders! But no pressure.

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One of those movies that just has no protagonist

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@_L1vY_ a bold experiment, very New Wave

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