America's pastor pipeline is collapsing
https://www.axios.com/2026/05/10/christian-catholic-pastors-seminaries
America's pastor pipeline is collapsing
https://www.axios.com/2026/05/10/christian-catholic-pastors-seminaries
It's bullshit. Its just a fucking #OpenAI prompt to drum up manufactured news.
"Why it matters: As the pastor role becomes lower-paid, higher-risk and less trusted, the U.S. isn't just losing clergy — it's losing a key layer of local leadership, especially in rural and Black communities."
(bullshit) (COLON) (uncited claim)
FUCKING EMDASH, 5 of these lil fuckers in the article.
(final prepositional clause, cause OpenAI loves runons)