i know this is controversial but 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 oops sorry i didnt mean to- 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 oh damn im so sorry theyre just falling out of my pockets today!
𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭 𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘝 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘝. 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯, 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘰 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘚𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘪𝘵, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴.
oh shit shit fuck the hippopotamus spawning curse was a bigger problem than i realized it would-
𝘪 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴.
uhh… well this is weird, i didn’t think that- um…
𝘪 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴.
𝘪 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦.

The P.S.A. Moral of the Story: Do not be cursed with Hippotamus curses

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