@cmconseils Cat's are gonna cat 😀
@cmconseils but why? They are so much fun!
@cmconseils the holy fur ball is about to emerge.

@cmconseils
People laugh when I shout out to my cat as I'm leaving:

"Stay off the computer!"

...till I show them this:

@MugsysRapSheet The tail is plugged into the USB port "Cat Charge level is at 67%" @cmconseils
@BackFromTheDud @cmconseils
I know she's fully charged when her eyes stop glowing. 😆
@cmconseils *slowly pushes the space-time continuum off the shelf while staring right into your eyes*
@cmconseils It's the Portal the cat will use to go back to the time you accidentally fed them twice in an hour.
@cmconseils Sure it doesn't have a quest for you?

@cmconseils

I feel if they had had a cat in Cheyenne Mountain they probably would have unlocked the Stargate a lot quicker.

"What was that noise?"

"Mr. Twinkles knocked the tablet off the cartouche."

"Hey, have you ever noticed that the two figures on the tablet look like they're worshipping a pyramid? and that symbol is close to this one on the Stargate?"

"Mr. Twinkles found it. The seventh symbol. The origin coordinate."

@cmconseils I love that the land seals are completely unfazed and unmoved by the phenomenon. So far it hasn't affected their dinner time.