Lover of Birbs, Crocs & ShorksMay 5
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She turned away, bitterly disappointed. Her quest for the legendary sky almonds continued.
May 4 at 7:53pmWeb
Show threadJules she/herMay 4
@fandairs Once long ago the four types of almonds lived in harmony, but everything changed when the fire almonds attacked
Show threadThe Audacity of NopeMay 4
@fandairs @mhoye suitable for first-order theorem provers
Show thread(d|f)an(d|f)airsMay 5
@secretasianman @mhoye welcome to the truth mill
Show threadKevin P. FlemingMay 4
@fandairs This needs a #nanofiction tag.
Show threadAndresMay 4
@fandairs What sucks is that you can't buy just one ground almond from the internet; you have to buy like 100 at a time. I can buy a single 12 gauge or 10 gauge almond at the local hardware store, and I literally just need ONE SINGLE GROUND ALMOND, but no.. I have to buy an entire bag of them. Infuriating.
Show thread(d|f)an(d|f)airsMay 5
@Andres4NY This bag was actually just two MASSIVE almonds.
Show threadAndresMay 5
@fandairs I hear they grow like pumpkins & squash; on a vine, weighing down the rest of the plant.
Show threadSteven LiptonMay 4
@fandairs Lucy in the sky with almonds?
Show threadJeffMay 4
@fandairs Not to mention the Ocean Almonds. They’re mythical.
Show threadnilsmielke ⁂May 5
@fandairs Sky almonds you’d have to cut open at the bottom end of the bag, though.
Show threadChrisMay 5
@fandairs Reminds me of my younger self running all over Kyrandia to find ground wheat for Malcolm