Umbrella Academy when you see your doctor casually walking the other direction on the way to your doctor appointment

@hecks

at my last attempt, we were sat in the waiting area (waiting, waiting), and suddenly we heard Footsteps. LOUD and odd footsteps. suddenly, around the corner came a strange and compact man wearing some of the most expensive and horrendously ill-fitting shoes i've ever seen. he had a Look about him of someone who cared very much about appearance and very little about anything else. i didn't see his face and was marvelling at his retreating back as he went past us when husband said "that's him, you know."

i thought, surely not? please no??
after maybe 5mins, he returned, and this time i did see his face and it was, alas, the face that i'd seen in the photo of the consultant i was meant to see.

and he was a twat. whose feet are probably still being destroyed by his godawful shoes.

i hope your appointment goes better than that one did. and that the doctor returned!! 

@moonrabbit lol oh no!

my doctor is alright. she's nice

@hecks

ah that's a relief!!

she doesn't, uh, happen to live in france? (i have literally no one, sigh)

@moonrabbit sorry you have to live with me to have a doctor from here otherwise zilch

@hecks

hmm probably not enough room there for two more people and two cats, so.

meh.

@moonrabbit haha more than two adults living together, how scandalous!

@hecks

lol i'm mainly thinking of the fact that i don't cope well with other humans in proximity 😂