Okay, whoever authored this deserves a raise
Apple announces new CEO, deliberately slows down old one – The Chaser

Watchdogs say the previous CEO model suspiciously started slowing down immediately after the announcement

The Chaser
@xconde yeah, it was noted in the alt-text, left ambiguous in the post for effect
@gumnos sorry! Didn’t read the alt. My bad 🙏🏼
@xconde hah, no worries. It was there in the screen-cap so I assumed folks could tell I knew who wrote it. I guess I was a bit too oblique. ☺
@gumnos and I was too eager to share the url 🤦🏻‍♂️😅

@xconde

The Chaser's account is here @chaser but not much activity there, unfortunately.

@gumnos