The Picard Maneuver

Think it'll work?

https://lemmy.world/post/45985524

Apr 23 at 7:43pmWeb
Show threadNo_Money_Just_ChangeApr 23
You are not allowed to move through the smaller pieces, I think. Maybe start in the other direction and go around?
Show threadwebghost0101Apr 23

Some actual advice for other chess noobs like me who blunder all over.

Your queen is your most valuable piece and many other noobs are over relying on it,

Therefor always try to do a queen trade whenever possible, stops you from blundering her away and gives you an experience advantage over many opponents.

Show threadPhoenixzApr 23

Sooooo, I just suggest to my opponent that we just dump our queens?

I wish I had thought of that before

Show threadmacnielApr 23

yes, first the tennison gambit and then launch your

RT-2PM2 <<TOPOL-M>>CODE LAUNCH THREE-STAGE SOLID-PROPELLANT SILO-BASED INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE

to decimate blacks remaining forces.

Show threadRicky RigatoniApr 23
Some actual chess advice: the thimble is the most powerful piece, even stronger than the top hat.
Show threadThe Picard ManeuverApr 23
I’ve been using the little dog like a complete noob.
Show threadRicky RigatoniApr 23
You fool. You absolute buffoon. You complete fucking nitwit.
Show threadwildncrazyguy138Apr 24
Some of the best chess players are also in jail.
Show thread[object Object]Apr 23
Why is it always white against black and never the workers over the capitalists?
Show threadagentshagsApr 23
Show threadThe Picard ManeuverApr 23

When you put it that way, the Soviets must have loved chess more than they hated capitalism back in the day, because they didn’t change the rules:

Show threadmassive_bereavementApr 23
Check, mate
Show threadNigelFrobisherApr 24
I have a plan - attack
Show threadEtterraApr 24
I use ultimate move: flip the table and eat the pieces.