Vagina MuseumApr 23
This rather cursed screenshot was sent to us, and we regret to inform you that quite a lot of people seem to believe this myth, and related myths surrounding the vulva. These myths been around for literal millennia, even though there is no rooting whatsoever in reality. Let's take a little look at the history of misogyny and racism inherent in this belief...
Show thread🌸 lumi-nhac    🌱Apr 23
@vagina_museum people ... actually believe this stuff? ​​
Show threadAveril ✒️ DoomBloomArt
@lumi @vagina_museum I like how it equates non-virgin with "too much mileage" and talks as if there was some magical girl style innie-to-outie transformation mid-first time
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Show thread🌸 lumi-nhac    🌱Apr 23
@doombloomart @vagina_museum thank you for that mental image, that will stay with me for the rest of my life ​​
Show threadCharles ☭  is a GreenApr 23

@lumi @vagina_museum @doombloomart

I think it's meant to be a magical process where it reacts to changes in partners, not to The One True Dick which arrives first.

Show thread🌸 lumi-nhac    🌱Apr 23
@celesteh @vagina_museum @doombloomart my gock is the gock that will pierce the heavens

yes, i did feel the need to make a tengen toppa gurren lagann reference
Show threadNudeln Al Dente 🐘Apr 23
@doombloomart @lumi @vagina_museum Oh, was no-one else's first time accompanied by an audible *plop*? 😂
Show thread🌸 lumi-nhac    🌱Apr 23
@NudelnAlDente @doombloomart @vagina_museum plopperdeplopperdeplop!
Show threadAveril ✒️ DoomBloomArtApr 23
@NudelnAlDente Mine wasn't, so that means I'm still a virgin!
Show threadMaría Arias de ReynaApr 23
@doombloomart @NudelnAlDente Or that the vacuum seal of your canned vulva was broken previously
Show thread🌸 lumi-nhac    🌱Apr 23
@delawen @doombloomart @NudelnAlDente this just makes me think that everyone's first time involves a huge queef because of the vacuum seal breaking

thanks for that mental image xd
Show threadSteve FeltenApr 23
@doombloomart @lumi @vagina_museum If the average vagina can accommodate eight inches of penis, and the average man is six inches long, then in New York City alone there is over 250 miles of virgin vagina.
Show threadAveril ✒️ DoomBloomArtApr 23
@stevefelten This toot is 3 and a half lines long yet it felt like a wild ride