Mark Burnett created the television show #TheApprentice, a show pretending that Donald Trump was a successful businessman. Many people who watched #TheApprentice liked Trump so much that Trump was elected president. A grateful Donald Trump appointed Burnett as the United States Special Envoy to the United Kingdom. Surprise: Mark Burnett was an illegal alien! As a visitor to the US, without a green card, Burnett decided to stay. Illegally. Source: #CueTheSun, a book I am reading this week.