AndiAndi 🦆 @ GPN24Apr 23
Jeff

Update: I have confirmed this is (not) real - sorry. Dalek Bread: a dalek made of pull apart garlic bread. 🤖🍞

They did a good job of fooling me tho…product page, several videos, people hunting for it in stores….

😔

https://www.iceland.co.uk/p/darlic-bread/77010.html#quick-look

https://youtube.com/shorts/AoB6A66R0WM?si=pZWG9xFomICq7DVG

#DoctorWho #Dalek

Apr 23 at 1:52amIvory for iOS
Show threadJeffApr 23

It looks like home bakers have tried their hand at making dalek bread over the years, too!

https://youtu.be/svKpaLb3TFw?t=131&si=YGyV4MMI82YZuRVH

#DoctorWho #Dalek

Dalek Bread - Doctor Who 50 Years

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Show threadSylkykat (she/her) 📚🖖🦉🐱☕️🇺🇦Apr 23
@box464 🤣👏👏👏
Show threadRozzychanApr 23

@box464

Ha! Ha!
The dalek is what I called my first attempt at making bread from scratch. It was much more like the mutated inside of the dalek than this tasty looking garlic bread confection.
https://mastodon.social/@box464/116451516984746909

But this brings up the old chocolate rabbit problem of what part to eat first?

I want it's eye socket.

Which part of the Darlic Bread do you eat first?

The Dalek bumps
36.4%
The shooty thing
22.7%
The eye stalk
9.1%
The plunger
31.8%
Poll ended at .
Show threadGhostOnTheHalfShellApr 23

@box464

Oh dear, enter in all the cheesy jokes as people try to demolish the thing

Show threadOzzelot Apr 23
@GhostOnTheHalfShell
Demolish? I'd straight up exterminate it
@box464
Show threadGhostOnTheHalfShellApr 23

@ozzelot @box464

;D

Show threadHoward CohenApr 23

@box464 Want!

I'll bet it's dalektable!

Show threadMark Shane HaydenApr 23

@box464

YOU. WILL. BE. GLUTENATED.

Show threadChester Wisniewski 🇨🇦Apr 23
@box464 You had me at garlic. And Dalek. And bread.
Show threadMr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤Apr 23

@box464
CONSUMMATE!

No… that's not right. Close. But not quite.

Show threadideaPDishApr 23
@box464
Could you pass me a probe please?
I can’t resist Bc. Useless
Show threadrk: it’s hyphen-minus actuallyApr 23

@box464

Where? I must have one.

Show threadNoortje Van LeeuwenApr 23
@box464 im not a Doctor Who fan...but this is kinda cool
Show threadKen McLeodApr 23
@box464 Is it merely a delicious coincidence that one of the longest-serving Doctors was played by Tom BAKER?
Show threadDoomstrikeApr 23
@box464
This was an April fools joke I'm afraid
Show threadEyeApr 23

@Doomstrike @box464

That's true. As visible in the use by date, bottom right.

They totally should make these though!

Show threadDer rote Ritter ✅Apr 23
@box464 ~~out of stock~~ exterminated!
Show threadinfernalsk majeskægApr 23
@box464 How did you confirm that this April fool prank is "real"? Ask a chatbot?
Show threadisolApr 23

@box464

Oh wait … "Iceland" is a UK supermarket chain.

I thought it was a national effort by the country Iceland. 😢

Show threadskuaApr 23

@box464

Wanting a Loaded Dalek.

Filling being computed ....

And Dalek Ciabatta. ...

Announcement: Dalek Loaded Lime Creme Brulee is ordered by the Supreme Dalek!

Show threadAlexander DyasApr 23

@box464 Let me be the first to say :

"Dalek? Bread?"

Show threadCassianApr 23
@box464 I'm sure many people have pointed out that this was an April Fool - might be good to edit your post?
Show threadCassianApr 23
@box464 In your defence, it was a good idea executed very thoroughly and with finesse! :)
Show thread🪨Apr 23
@box464 "Best before 01.04.26", you have been fooled... It's a good one.
Show threadSteve HoldenApr 23
@box464 You didn't notice the sell by date, then? ;-)
Show threadJeffApr 23
@holdenweb I’m a stupid American and read that as January 4. 🇺🇸
Show threadHoward CohenApr 24
@box464 Eradibake! Eradibake!
Show threadBob | Ogdimora (Metal & Cats)Apr 24
@box464 Not gonna lie... I was massively disappointed when I found out it wasn't real! I was like... "Who do we know in Iceland that can somehow ship us one?!? Must have it!!!" 😂