I have tried every half-cocked idea I've come across online. I've removed the battery, sim card, wireless card and researed them all. Triple checked all the connections. I just can't get any sign of life from Wan Shi Tong except this screen.

I suppose the e-waste bin is the only thing left for it. I really loved how it wasn't back-lit like my phone or tablet. So much easier on the eyes. I also really love that sticker, but its just chipping into pieces when I try to remove it.

@mulder An ereader. My man! Also that sticker; your handle really does reference the show =O