Logan Five ThousandIf you were a superhero, what would your superhero name be?
I’m going to go with Sarcasmo.
“Oh, really nice job terrorizing people, Supervillain.”
Laura@LoganFive Ironía
InarticulateQuilter@LoganFive sadly, my superhero, well supervillain, name is taken - https://www.writeups.org/crazy-quilt-dc-comics-robin/
Sarcasmo is sincerely good though
Julian West🦞@LoganFive FeNiCo -- I am drawn to you, Magnegirl
Hugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷@LoganFive I think I'd pick 'Underminer' and yank the rug out from under the villains' feet.
Colorblind Cowboy
NormanDunbar@colorblindcowboy @LoganFive Procrastaman?
Robbie 👾 (Author)@LoganFive Fleeting Cynic
“Who are you trying to impress? Think you’ll win a little golden trophy? You’ll never get what you want! Muahahaha!”
*Disappears into mist.* 🦹♂️
Nevar23@LoganFive Introvert Woman. "Fine, I'll help. But only if you all give me my space."
Elle O. Vee Eee@LoganFive Flatulata
Full Metal Archaeopteryx@LoganFive
Captain Enbious
Captain Enbious
Brent Guernsey, Artrocity StudioWhat is a superhero without an equally (or even more powerful) foil? When will you ask for supervillain names?
@Brentguernsey Right now. What’s your supervillain name?
Dr. Sardonicus. I can melt people -- or bank vault doors -- with my acid comments.
StarravenA former coworker also dubbed me Sarcasmo.
@starraven Oh, SURE they did.
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Nuclear OatmealAmbush Bug.
No, it's legit. I've got an exclusive license from Irwin Schwab for the next 7 years.
surdfishsurdfish is my superhero name.
My secret identity? Steve Lobster (please don't tell anyone).
@surdfish I love all of this. ❤️
Duke Thinred IV 
@LoganFive Cryptodictus.
[Those of the Smyrnian persuasion will know why]
Melissa BearTrix
Tobias 🌒🌕🌘@LoganFive I'd be either CatMan - naps in warm spots 18 hours a day, demands food and attention at awkward moments, and indignantly observes the plight of anyone.
Or - The Director. "Cut! Evilo, your threats are totally unconvincing. I mean, did you even read the script? More commitment to the part, or you're out!
And Captain Justice - could you be more wooden? It's clear that moving and talking at the same time isn't in your skill-set. And that costume - yeesh!
Amateurs!"
lick here for more info@LoganFive Superdeep. As in Borehole. As in I'll bore you to death with shitty puns.
David W. Jones@LoganFive
Karl the Killer Kumquat.
Karl the Killer Kumquat.
aburtch@LoganFive Mine would be “Double Decker.”
Why? ➡️ ➡️ https://shakedown.social/@aburtch/115803468677370015
aburtch (@[email protected])
If I could have any #superpower it would be Dagwood Bumstead’s sandwich-making ability.