toilet humher
As a five five dude who’s been nicknamed Hercules, Thorkell the Short, and Samson I want someone to try this shit with me. It’ll be fun to watch their twitching pseudo-corpse be loaded into the weewoo wagon.

Thorkell the Short

That wouldn’t happen to be your name on Steam by any chance, would it? (If it is: y u no come to D&D n e more? 🥺)

Nah current steam name is Enclave Calling.