“You gotta really grab it, don’t just look at it like a lemon. Doesn’t matter that this is my third trip today, this is a national security issue and you are obligated to keep us safe. That’s your job. Now, give it a tug, make sure it doesn’t pop off like a toupee! You need to get in there like a good handshake, make sure it’s the genuine article. I’ll be stopping back by on my way out, you can’t be too safe these days.”