Staff Chief of JointsYah, uhh, this is Mastodon security. Or whatever. We've detected unusual activity in your pants.
John Wq 
@the_etrain and I missed it?
Just my luck. 😮💨
I TRIED TO TELL YOU@the_etrain Barnes and Barnes to the rescue
"Party in My Pants" Barnes & Barnes (OFFICIAL VIDEO - BEST QUALITY)
David W. Jones@the_etrain
And we've detected unusual activity on your joints.
And we've detected unusual activity on your joints.
Amora@the_etrain jokes on you...I'm not wearing pants😉
@amorablackrose
Oh, a trouble maker, eh?
Oh, a trouble maker, eh?
LAURENsoooo...activity
@noondlyt
Any at all.
Any at all.
SYN-ACK 
@the_etrain It's not my fault! I had Indian food for dinner!
Guillotine Jones, Flâneur@the_etrain
Alternative version from "Mastodon Security":
Unusual activity detected under your sheets.
Alternative version from "Mastodon Security":
Unusual activity detected under your sheets.
there is beauty in simplicity@the_etrain was it angst related? https://youtu.be/FwUViOpzm6I
