Most historians believe that the average Viking raiding party had no knowledge of spam, or ever sang songs about spam.
Absurd!

Due to the harsh Nordic conditions the Vikings would have liked the following but these were not available:

  • Eggs and Spam
  • Egg, bacon and Spam
  • Egg, bacon, sausage and Spam
  • Spam, bacon, sausage and Spam
  • Spam, egg, Spam, Spam, bacon and Spam
  • Spam, Spam, Spam, egg and Spam
  • Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam