In the USA all we have to do is tell someone that we are not a citizen and bam, all-expenses-paid vacation at some random spot in the world.

Tip to the wise: to facilitate re-entry when you are done, simply ensure that your passport is stored securely in your <ahem> “travel wallet”.

Brave of you to assume they wouldn’t accuse you of forging the passport with some twisted logic to keep you out of the country

You wouldn’t be in jail if you weren’t a criminal right?