Mastodawn

"What's that grey thing on the horizon Smithers?"

"What, the distant roaring thing with a foaming top, Carruthers?"

"Yes."

"A tsunami of union-funded constructive dismissal actions, if i'm not mistaken, Old Boy."

"Crikey. Better get the lawyers on the blower, what?"

"Righto, Carruthers. What Defence Cost Reserve do you want to us to set?"

"A what reserve, did you say?.."

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https://novaramedia.com/2026/04/14/nhs-staff-told-stop-criticising-palantir-or-lose-your-job/

NHS Staff Told ‘Stop Criticising Palantir or Lose Your Job’

NHS staff have been told they might lose their jobs if they criticise NHS England’s controversial £330m contract with IDF-contractor Palantir.

Novara Media

Simon Flett 6h ago

"Cripes, through the binoculars i can see a bigger thing behind it.."

"Well, what IS it man!?"

"It's a...oh no!...a Representative Opt Out Class Action on behalf of 60 million NHS patients for data & patient confidentiality breaches, Carruthers".

"Forget the lawyers, we'd better head for higher ground, pronto. Follow me, Smithers, if you want to save your skin. Me jag's in the Exec car park - rejo number PAL NT1R - see you down there - Hurry!.."

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