Maybe if the paparazzi quit following her for a few days, she'd have time to fix her fucking train-wreck of a life. And maybe find a man who isn't a complete waste of oxygen.

How do stories about this poor woman even make money anymore? Who is still buying these steaming piles of "journalism"? Surely there have been hundreds of other celebrities in the last 20 years with an equal number of public fuckups that they could follow, and deserve the harassment more than Britney does.

Tiger Woods
Chris Brown
Justin Bieber
Marilyn Manson
Andrew Tate

I am fully on team #LeaveBritneyAlone now