Hamtherapy – the new point in medicine! Now with buns and clowns! Consult with your doctor (just for $600 if you call NOW) before self-diagnosis. Call 800-450-TRUMP-GOD-42

You have to dilute the burger in water, then take a drop off that water and dilute it again, do that 50 times and then drink the resulting water

And as by a miracle, you will feel hydrated