No I'm all out of pixels.

https://feddit.org/post/28484053

The Argument for Masturbating During Childbirth

A growing number of women are using orgasms instead of drugs to "take the edge off" the pain of giving birth.

VICE

As I neared transition, near the end of labor, I was feeling very vulnerable and stressed-out; I went into the shower to find some relief, and my husband asked if I would like to have sex.

Husband has bigger balls than me asking at that time, and I'm known to ask my wife this multiple times a day.

Asking your wife for anal while her vagina is actively being torn apart from the inside is definitely crazy.