Why do ghosts wear clothes?

I mean I appreciate that they do but like could you imagine being like, “ugh, I’m 400 years old, gotta put on a shirt today”

@dugglebutt Hmm this is interesting. Are those clothes dead?

@gwcoffey dude.

Exactly!!

Dude, like what was going on with the fashionistas of their given time period?

@dugglebutt Maybe this is what happens when clothes have fallen so far they’re no longer suitable for tommy hilwhatever but not yet ready for the thrift store divas. I really love the idea of all ghosts having to settle for this.