Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:

- I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
- I’m not allowed to commit fraud
- HIPAA is still a thing

Will keep you all updated

“Do not submit an invoice for services you did not render” ok I won’t, I’m so glad we had a training on this
Hey can I say something? In 2026 people should not need to be told that men can be harassed too. Fuck you if you think a man can’t be a victim of harassment.

@dramypsyd To support your point, I experienced harassment back in the ‘before times’ when I thought I was a guy. And in multiple occasions.

People really shouldn’t need to be told that anyone can be a victim of harassment. That should just be a known fact in the Year of Perpetual Horrors 2026.

@alex Right! Why is this news to people? Unless we are immediately firing anyone who gets that question wrong

@dramypsyd We should clarify what kind of ‘firing’ we're talking about.

HR paperwork, or like… fired out of a cannon, dropped through a trapdoor…