Mastodawn

Is it too much to ask for a little professionalism?

“But this tricorder is sooo sleeek!”

“Dax, stop finger-fucking the tricorder… Ensigns are watching!”

In 9 lifetimes, can you imagine how many fetishes one would accumulate?

Truman’s intro is still my favorite bit from that episode.

Mine has to be Zoidbergs reaction to the free food.

Also…

I need to find a window vinyl printer with some loose copyright morals because i want to put that on my garage wndow

Grandma: Your flap is open.

Can’t say I wouldn’t do the nasty in the past-y for her.

Unless Julian tells Miles, we might never know if he is his own grandfather.

lol is that a futurama reference as well