"Your diet is too spicy; try eating bland foods and maybe you'll masturbate less, SINNER!"

https://piefed.social/c/historymemes/p/1978410/your-diet-is-too-spicy-try-eating-bland-foods-and-maybe-you-ll-masturbate-less-sinner

Everybody please note that this is in the History Memes community and not in the NoncredibleWhatever community, because that’s the actual historical reason why cornflakes which are bland af were so widespread.

Well, one of the reasons at least.

Noncredible history would be kinda fun ngl