I am on an intercity commuter train for the first time in 15 years. In a carriage of six people, four of them are on zoom calls. Another one called the vet. I am the sixth person.

This is hell. What are we doing here.

Nerds [1999]: We would like a pervasive connection to the global information superhighway.

Nerds [2026]: Yes but we didn't want everyone else to have it.

@jonty can you MacGyver a jammer from a bottle of Stella and a gum wrapper?
@dlx Not gonna lie I did evaluate everything I had with me to see if I could knock out the train wifi
@jonty @dlx that reminds me I and an idea for wpa dos and never followed up
@jonty I fantasise occasionally about "What If the Internet could only work over wired connections" Many ways things would be better, worse and weird.
@jonty that’s been a thing since 1993 or 1994 I think, when AOL customers got connected. Something with eternal September ;-)
@bix @jonty So *thats* what the guy from green day was about!

@jonty
I remember thinking I wanted a computer in my car...

... Monkey paw curls