Jeanrambo2d ago
James Smith 💾
So, after he did for the Pope and Orbán, how do we book JD Vance to come here and campaign for Reform?
Apr 13 at 6:48amWeb
Show threadTane Piper ⁂2d ago
@Floppy I'm thinking JD Vance should really pay a visit to Geert Wilders
Show threadMathzy2d ago

@Floppy

I was going to post exactly the same thing. Vance is a world leader in demolishing populist regimes.

Show threadStephen Dioxide 2d ago
@mathzy @Floppy The interesting thing about this is that if Trump is impeached and actually removed, that puts Vance in the Presidency. Then we'd get to find out what the Vance Effect does to Vance himself.
Show threadJames Smith 💾2d ago
@Steve @mathzy I'm putting £100 on him disappearing into his own arsehole, leaving just a small pink ring on the floor. It's a long shot, but if I'm right, everyone wins.
Show threadThe Manchurian Idiot2d ago

@Floppy

The man's clearly a sleeper agent. The Manchurian Idiot. The Reverse Winter Soldier (The Summer Soldier?)

Show threadjtonline2d ago
@pikesley @Floppy he still hasn't reached the monarch-killing pinnacle of agent Truss' career.
Show threadPaul J Robinson (He/Him)2d ago
@jtonline @pikesley @Floppy but what a double-team of super-villains they would make! The ‘Wilting Lettuce’ and her sidekick ‘JD-Pants’ touring the globe and inadvertently causing chaos to right-wing regimes.
Show threadOllie 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦2d ago
@Floppy Vance seems to have magic powers. Let's fully harness them: have him campaign against Polanski! 🤣
Show threadDan Sloane2d ago
@Floppy Liz Truss did the queen, so maybe we should try her first?
Show threadRyan Walmsley2d ago
@Floppy It'd only strengthen them further over here.
Show threadJames Smith 💾2d ago
@Ryanteck I'm not sure we're *that* far gone. If I'm wrong, then I guess we're done for anyway.