"Your diet is too spicy; try eating bland foods and maybe you'll masturbate less, SINNER!"

https://piefed.social/c/historymemes/p/1978410/your-diet-is-too-spicy-try-eating-bland-foods-and-maybe-you-ll-masturbate-less-sinner

Kelogg’s cornflakes are the worst cornflakes out of the ones I tried honestly
probably designed to kill you sex drive.
Certainly killed something in me :3