Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Kyosai Fashionable Battle Of The Frogs Blanket. Drape yourself in a violent frog war to prevent flies from landing on you while you sleep. It's guaranteed to work unless it doesn't.
https://collabs.shop/vwavwp
Frogs have had 56 world wars. They are surprisingly bloodthirsty.
@lowqualityfacts To be fair, they've been at it a lot longer.
@lowqualityfacts that's some low quality product guarantee