Is anyone else having trouble with the @miru stream, or is it just my connection? @ryan

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Ah, yes. The tried-and-true reversed-word form of “encryption.” No one will ever guess!

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What was Queen Zimba cooking in the pot?

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I’d love to go on a 6-month or year honeymoon. Where does one get that kind of money?

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Every time they say “Alacard," I think they’re saying “a la carte.”

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He didn’t invite Alucard into the house, and yet, he walked on in. What’s he going to do next? Sparkle in the sunlight?

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WTF, judge?! “I’d offer my congratulations, but this hardly seems the time.”

It hardly seems the time for you to even open your mouth and let your inner monologue out like that.

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Alucard sounds a little like his “homeland” is the Southeastern US.

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How did he completely miss Alucard and hit Kay, who wasn’t in the line of fire?

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