HAHAHAHA

Predatory journals do not know how to handle April Fool's Day papers (like this one https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.29324) on the arxiv...

@sundogplanets
Seems like a simple solution: Publish it. Teach them a lesson.

PS: Not surprised they're clueless. They can't even get punctuation correct in the message they sent you.

@sloanlance @sundogplanets

This is more of a sales pitch than opportunity.