Oh no, the AI rollout would have totally worked so well if it wasn't for those Damn Kids sabotaging it. They do it out of fear, you see, because the AI companies' random text generators are so good at, like, jobs and such.
Funny, myself, and quite a few other "older" people that I know, were enjoying toast with avocado long before it became known as "avocado toast". Avocado toast is free--no generation can legitimately claim ownership. (Although I never even had guacamole, most people's introduction to avocadoes in those days, until the late 1970s.)