mothguy who only knows i18n, trembling: and... this 'l33t' you speak of?
echo $(($(echo antidisestablishmentarianism | sed 's/./1+/g')0))
28
its 7 letters longer than the longest non-contrived, non-technical english word wikipedia lists
NULLderef 
@mothcompute this might be the first time i've seen someone coubt letters with shell arithmetic AND regex