Fucking boomers in this park just let about a dozen serviettes blow away and just pretended it didn’t happen. I helpfully picked them up, walked over and said “I’ll just sort this out for you, shall it?” and dumped them back on their table.
Now they’ve climbed up on a gazebo and caught a baby possum. What the fuck is wrong with this generation?
@Kels_316 hashtag not all boomers but its always a boomer
@Kels_316 the long exposure to leaded petrol is my hypothesis
@craigharvey @Kels_316 mate we had that
@franksting @Kels_316 I only drank it in my formative years
@Kels_316 these might be the same sort of people who’d ring the cops on some teenagers skulking around the park
@Kels_316 Early dementia? Tends to make people revert to more primitive instincts (like clubbing and eating baby possums)
@Kels_316 we need to take their phones away
@Kels_316 we decide which nursing home they go into. #genx