Fedi Plays Telltale GamesAnd so, we begin... with Minecraft: Story Mode - Episode 1 "The Order of The Stone."
I won't post the *entire* story (that would take ages), but I will introduce the members of The Order of The Stone:
* GABRIEL the Warrior
* EDELGARD the Redstone Engineer
* MAGNUS the Rogue
* SOREN the Architect
<<< CHOICE >>>
"Would you rather fight a hundred chicken-sized zombies, or ten zombie-sized chickens?"
"Just to be clear, you wouldn't have any weapons or armor."
Zombie-sized chickens.
Chicken-sized zombies.
Huh?
(Silence.)
Poll ended at .
<<< CHOICE >>>
With the building competition coming up, Olivia builds an automatic light for Reuben (the pig) while he stays behind. Jesse is against this idea.
Olivia: "Okay. I'm not saying he shouldn't come. I'm not... but don't you think it's a little weird that you take him with you everywhere you go?"
"He kind of makes us look like... I don't know... amateurs?"
It's not weird at all.
People love pigs!
Reuben's my best friend.
(Silence.)
Poll ended at .
<<< CHOICE >>>
"I just don’t want to give people one more reason to call us “losers.”"
"I'm tired of it. I'm tired of being a laughingstock."
We aren't losers.
Just embrace it.
Who cares what they think?
(Silence.)
Poll ended at .
<<< CHOICE >>>
After the previous conversation, Axel pops in with a Creeper mask, scaring everyone. Reuben headbutts him, and he complains.
"Great. Now I'm going to smell like a pig at Endercon."
Not funny, Axel.
You had that coming.
Cool mask.
(Silence.)
Poll ended at .
<<< CHOICE >>>
Despite his terrifying entrance, Axel brings an Ender Dragon costume for Reuben!
"We're going to a convention. SOMEbody's gotta wear a costume."
He looks ridiculous.
He looks awesome!
If he's happy, I'm happy.
(Silence.)
Poll ended at .
Gabriel, The Ultimate Warrior, will be at Endercon!
I'd love to meet Gabriel!
It's not that big a deal, is it?
I wish the rest of them were there.
(Silence.)
Poll ended at .
There was a tie! I don't know what to do with ties. Uh oh. Let's try a quicker tie breaker poll.
I'd love to meet Gabriel!
(Silence.)
Poll ended at .
<<< CHOICE >>>
"We never win. And, this year, we have Reuben with us."
Altbot@fediplaystellale This screenshot from a Minecraft game shows a close-up of a character with brown skin and a green headpiece standing in a grassy, tree-lined area. The character has large blocky eyes and is wearing a red dress with white arms. At the bottom of the screen, a dialogue interface displays text and interaction buttons for a video game controller. The dialogue lines read "Anything can happen.", "Have a little faith, Olivia.", and "We'll win this time." Below the main dialogue bar, a smaller grey box contains the text "We basically have no chance." A progress bar indicating dialogue selection is visible at the very bottom.
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This Minecraft screenshot depicts the Ender Dragon, a large dark-purple mob, standing on a grassy field facing the viewer. Its wings are spread wide, showing a bone-like structure beneath a dark membrane, and it features glowing magenta eyes and several grey, blocky horns on its head and snout. To the left of the dragon, blades of tall green grass rise from the ground, while a portion of a white block is visible in the bottom right foreground. Subtitles appear at the bottom of the screen in a pinkish font, stating the following dialogue: "We never win. And this year we've got Reuben with us."
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