I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).

Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"

Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."

@Ruth_Mottram In a former neighborhood, Scientologists often would come up to me on the street and ask if I'd like to take a personality test. I replied, "no thanks, I already have one."
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If you test positive for personality, Church of Scientology will administer antipersonalitics.
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@AskPippa @Ruth_Mottram This is in fact similar to one visit by the JWs years ago where they ringed the buzzer and when I answered I told them "No, thank you, we already have religion here." though we are all atheistic unbelievers at home.

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I used to work somewhat close to an office of theirs. Every day on my way to get lunch I’d be accosted a some poor junior grade 0 sap out trying to fish for victims.

It was always the same hard sell chugger style engagement. Very sad to see as it was clear they were going to get shafted by the cult.

I saw a bunch recently in a small town in Ireland and it was a much slicker and dangerous setup. I thought they’d gone away but clearly the scam continues.