I tried writing a spoof of the Model of a Modern Major General song for my friend's birthday (which I will not post here because it's personal), and I realized half-way through that I had unintentionally comitted to an "AAAAAAAA" rhyming scheme: every line in the entire song must rhyme with "ghost." Despite easily finding a lot of words that rhyme with ghost, some of them were quite tricky to get at the end of the line (I really struggled to get "bedpost" and "toast" at the end.)

#PiratesOfPenzance

@2something I jotted this down a while back...

I am the very model of a classic rock bisexual
I love the work of bands and their guitarists neo-classical
I know the Rainbow albums and their release dates back in history,
Why Blackmore changed direction though for Down To Earth's a mystery

@CaptMikeYates I love it!