Mastodawn

just got an apology from the cop who decided to trespass on private property yesterday

went to walk out my door, bodycam on, and..

there's a cruiser from two towns over parked RIGHT THE FUCK UP against my door, so close I couldnt even read his front or back plates

all the way up my driveway, blocking it and my door, just chillin

local dispatch doesnt know anything about it, but they get the chief to start looking into it and he takes off. im still late for work.

so i start calling the mayor

@bweller What the shit?

@FeloniousPunk yeah, i swear sometimes that if there were a bermuda triangle of fucked up shit, itd just be following me around

i think its more likely that i just take less shit from 'authorities' who actually work for me, paid with my money

i wouldnt show up and park across my boss' front door at their house*, what the fuck does he think he's doing showing up at his boss' house?

*i mean, without a reason to be there...

@FeloniousPunk as it was, it seems to have been a dumbass rookie kid on break, so i told him not to let it happen again