You make an appointment with a “efficiency coach” to improve your life. Of course, you show up on time, but the office seems strangely empty. A tiny voice “down here!”

There is a tiny desk in the corner of the room and there sits your “efficiency coach” — she is an ant, of course.

“I’ve been looking at your file” she says pushing up her tiny spectacles, “there are so many areas for improvement! You are a very exciting case.”

“Let’s start with the basics how many are you?”

@futurebird I wonder what the coach's story is. Providing services for non-members of her colony?

Did she leave her colony to get a job? And mail back most of her earnings? What did the other ants think of this?

Are you her first customer? Or is she doing good business among ant customers?

So many questions. I want to read a book about this ant efficiency coach.