3d printing friends!
Can you investigate the plausibility of printing a pad and tampon dispenser?

Not 3d printing friends!
What woodworking alternatives are there?

Random thinkers!
All other alternatives!

Requirements:
Cheapish
Mountable on a stick
Weatherproof for a British summer

@solderandchaos looking at printables theres a stack of tampon dispenser prints. Likewise for pads. Might be worth a look there and see if you find something that looks viable?
@solderandchaos totally happy to tweak a close design or print some etc.