Mitch Wagner

"Ladies and gentlemen: The President of the United States.

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Apr 10 at 7:00pmWeb
Show threadThird spruce tree on the leftApr 10
@mitch pretty sure he simply doesn't know how to open/close an umbrella. Someone usually does it for him.
Show threadMitch WagnerApr 10
@tezoatlipoca He’s a nincompoop and always has been.
Show threadCadmusApr 10
@mitch add that to the list of things he's never done before, open or close an umbrella #NotLikeUs