In all fairness, who hasn’t started a war that threatens to boil over into WW3 at the behest of their blackmailer in order to distract from all of the children they molested, then bungled the war effort so colossally they have to pivot back to talking about their child molestation in order to distract from the war they started? #Relatable #USPol
(Sarcasm in case it needs to be said)