PregNuki Raccoon: Shitposting for 2 (at least!)Apr 9

If #MobyDick has taught me anything, it's that #sailors are #gay, #GayMarriage was always legal under #MaritimeLaw, and whaling ships are just big gay orgies, and that's why they don't want women there to tempt them into being straight.

This is simply a straightforward reading of the text. If you don't like it, maybe you don't like classic #American #Literature. 🇺🇸 📖 🫡

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Also, when a woman (ew hetero) asks you if you want a clam or cod, she doesn't mean a single clam you insolent fucko.

#MobyDick #chowder #InsolentFucko

Apr 9 at 11:48pmWeb
Show threadPregNuki Raccoon: Shitposting for 2 (at least!)Apr 9
@mobydick
Show threadLisPiApr 10
@Nuki I am utterly confused.
Show threadPregNuki Raccoon: Shitposting for 2 (at least!)Apr 10
@lispi314
Literally just talking about the memorable stuff from Moby Dick.
Show threadLisPiApr 10
@Nuki I guess I'll just have to read it to get it.