Mastodawn

Society: Have a full time job and do lots of overtime to get ahead. Get lots of sleep. Exercise regularly. Cook from scratch with fresh ingredients. Spend time with your kids. Maintain an active social circle. Stay connected with your extended family. Read books. Stay informed on issues & up to date with current affairs to be a responsible voter. Be active in your local community. Volunteer to do stuff for your kid's school. Pursue lifelong learning. Have hobbies.

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KanaMauna

@beecycling

And go paperless on all your bills, but make sure that you log into each individual accounts according to its own individual calendars so you can make your payments on time. Unless you, nudge nudge wink wink, want to give us direct access to your bank accounts. 😈

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Captain Button 20h ago

@KanaMauna @beecycling

And use whatever 2FA system they implement, and have a unique password that looks like line noise that you change every 30 days and exists nowhere except in your head.