I was quite proud of this creation, my French friend was not impressed. She did not appreciate a good multicultural pun.
*multicultural bun
Why she so crusty?
she kneads a sense of humor
Or at yeast a little tolerance.
The French are really tough, they eat pain for breakfast.
You’re really on a roll today!
Aw man, what a way to find out my parents are related. I never knew I was in bread.
Doughnut worry about it. You can still rise above it.
Yeah, I can’t just be crusty about it.
I think that’s the butter attitude to have.
Don’t take a gift from a German as remedy.
Not true. If life is something you no longer desire, a gift from a German is the perfect remedy.
Can it at least be chocolate pain 😑
Saw this while I was working out and doing back extensions.
Was this alone or were you breaking bread with someone?

Throwing my back out because I picked up a baguette wrong

Me: au pain!

Nothing worse than a herniated baguette.