@JoscelynTransient *is wondering what a Professional Lesbian looks like* Oh no, that scene from Inglorious Basterds is coming to mind...

"Kate, I'm a great fan of your work when it comes to licking lesbians. I think you show great talent, and I pride myself for having an eye for that kind of talent. But your status as a lesbian licker is still amateur. I've come here to see if you want to go pro."