This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen
@scalzi heck, I'll go a step further.
If you did not see Star Wars in the movie theater in 1977, then you are either an incurious luddite or a fetus. In either case, I don't have time for you.
