| Can a passenger land a plane?
| First: Communicate the distress to the ATC

Imagine hearing back "Hello, I am stephen, I am just visiting the ATC-tower. I don't know what to do either." (boo)

"No problem Stephen, we will learn together". (l a)
I think the emergency radio should just be a BIG red button!!! (car)
I once thought I could bring a plane down safely. Now, I realize I wouldn't even be able to turn on the radio... (lux)
I'd run out of fuel just trying to adjust the dam seat. (law)
You fucking said it! In my head there was a little truck cb radio with a single button to press and scream for help. (t p s)

I feel safer flying in planes knowing that almost a million people have watched this lol

Edit: We now have 3.4 million people. The airspace is a much safer place. (tnd)

Who would have thought the hardest bit would be tuning in the radio. (suz)
Instructions unclear, got arrested for hijacking. (can)

| Mayday, Mayday, Mayday.. flying in.. from.. to Bremen.. bla bla..

As a citizen of Bremen, its totally understandable that you don't want to continue to Bremen. (ebb)

ATC: You're 25 minutes from the airport...
Me: Can I do a missed approach?
ATC: Pardon?
Me: The video is 32 minutes long! (moh)