@uk
Shame that you've chosen to misuse the alt text.

How dies it help people unable to see the image?
You're not a bot but even if you were it would be no excuse to not having a human actually look at the image & write a description.
The point of alt text:
it's there to provide a description of your picture to those who can't see.
@FediTips has some handy advice to offer or connect to @altbot or use the #Alt4Me or #AltTxt4Me to let people know you'd like a hand.
If they respond with an #ALT4You then you can use their description & remember, it's always nice to say thanks to them for their efforts.